Action Force Sgt. Slaughter: At least I can't get demonetized for this.

 Let's start the year's reviews with something slightly different, shall we? It's rare to see complementary toy lines in today's day and age, isn't it? Sure, you'd get cases like the Transformers Studio Series 86 line and Generations Selects to help bolster the Generation 1 figures on shelves (because we need more of those...). Still, those feel like an extension, compared to a complement. Compare that to the '80s, and 90's Lego sets, particularly the Space themed sets where, even in separate lines, the sets still complemented each other, helped make Space feel a lot grander in scope. I bring this up because since learning of Valaverse's Action Force line, it's felt intended (at least partially) to complement the G.I. Joe Classified line. Valaverse heavily promoted the line to the dedicated G.I. Joe fans. The company owner is a former Hasbro designer that helped work on (among other brands) G.I. Joe and was likely aware of the Classified line long before the general public did. Combine that with the history of Action Force as a brand name is directly tied to the Joes, as Action Force was the name many G.I Joe: A Real American Hero toys and moulds were brought into the United Kingdom, even the inclusion of today's review subject, Robert Rudolph Remus, was one of the first real-life people to be included in the Real American Hero toyline under his wrestling persona, Sgt. Slaughter. While the Valaverse Action Force is its universe, with its own story its own characters, it feels like the intention was always to balance the legacies of the brands (a history and heritage I do recommend looking up, as it is a fascinating story). That's why today we're reviewing that main bridge, the big hook to try and convert fans of Classified. Welcome to the Slaughter House.

One thing to bring up early on, this is not based on any version of Slaughter from the Real American Hero toyline. As far as I'm aware, this is an original design based on his wrestling persona. Based on the bio on the Valaverse website, this is a Slaughter that is somewhat past his prime. But, he still has a "toughened veteran" feel and is viewed as a threat to the Action Force's enemies: the Swarm (among other threats? I haven't read the comics they've been putting out on the story, I don't know if Bone Collector is an enemy, a mercenary, or something else). You get the feel of a veteran pulled out of retirement with this figure, but there's still enough of a sense of youth to the figure that allows him to still work as a Drill Sergeant. While he may not be the one breaking recruits in, there's still a sense of "recruits are probably still terrified of this man". There's still a sense of authority to him. Among one other in particular, the figure reminds me of a teacher at my old high school who was in charge of the school's Cadet Program. When in uniform, he also had that sense of authority to him.

 

While this does complement the Classified series, there are distinct differences compared to how Classified handles certain elements, Specific elements of the engineering are different. For example, Sculpt was kept a high priority for Slaughter, whereas many Classified figures prioritize articulation. Not to say that Slaughter is rigid, just that there were some compromises he makes that the Classified line doesn't, and vice versa. The way the stomach, for example: while it is as articulated as the Classified series, it's more natural to the way the human body works, thanks to the upper body and the hips having joints built into the stomach to handle an ab crunch and hip spin, compared to Classified's far more visible ratchet hinge. On the flip side of that, Slaughter's neck is more limited than necks like Duke's, and the extra joints incorporated in Duke's neck, and hips allow him to maintain the articulation without having visible gaps in the sculpt. However, this is only an issue in Slaughter's neck, as the dark green pants and jacket help hide the gap. 

One thing that does unobjectively put the Classified line to shame is the accessories. One thing I should mention is that there is a known issue with the first wave of Action Force toys, where the joints and ports are too stiff out of the box. Included is a letter from Valaverse regarding ways to help fix this, as it's mostly down to the internal seal of the joints. This issue is something that will be addressed for Wave 2 and onwards. I don't bring this up to bring down the figure, even though it affects my toy copy (mainly the hands). This wave of toys was kickstarted, the company itself is still young, and the transparency about the issue is appreciated. With that said, what do you get with the sarge? You get a wide variety of alternate hands, with both hands having a trigger hand, a neutral gripping hand, a fist, and a relaxed/ "Come on, try me!" hand. The right hand also gets a pointing hand, so you could do things like having a pointing contest with Cobra Commander. Unlike the Classified line, these hands use a very stiff plastic, meaning that the unique gripping hands are the only way you'll be able to get him to hold his two weapons: a revolver and a knife, both of which have dedicated holsters and sheaths on his thighs. Out of the two weapons, I prefer the knife thanks to sculpted details like the eagle head on the handle, but both weapons put many of the Classified lines weapons to shame thanks to them being beautifully painted. It's nice to have a silver revolver and silver blade. Slaughter also comes with a removable hat and sunglasses, the hat itself is a snug fit that won't easily come off unless you knock it, but the same can't be said for the sunglasses. It's the one major flaw I have with this toy, as I would have prefered to have a different head sculpt with the glasses moulded on. If you have Profit Director Destro, you'll be very familiar with how frustrating the glasses can be, and this pair has the same issue. I'll probably be getting some glue eventually and gluing them onto the head due to him never removing them in the cartoon (at least from memory. Again, not a wrestling fan). The final accessory is another that I wish the Classified line would come with, a display stand. It's nothing spectacular, as there are no painted details on it, but all the moulding detail helps give it a distinct look without becoming distracting. Considering as the designer, Bobby Vala, has gone on record saying the reason Classified doesn't come with things like stands and alternate hands is the perceived value of toylines like Marvel Legends and Star Wars: The Black Series, I'm not surprised to see all of these accessories here, and they all help bring life to the figure. 

No, I'm not a photographer. Why do you think I mainly use promo images?

While I can't say that this has convinced me to go all-in on Action Force, as many of the designs are a bit hit and miss for me (though if I could, I would probably get that Wasp Raider, nice to see Waspinator getting some love) it's hard to deny how good of a figure this is. You can tell that this was done with a lot of care put into it. This toy feels like an uncompromised love letter to the 80's military action figures. This figure does achieve what I believe the goals of this line are: a balance of old and new ideas, modernizing the concept of the military action figure while respecting the legacy of Action Force, its predecessor Action Man, and his American brother in arms, G.I. Joe. If you can only get one figure from the line, this is the one I recommend getting, though I don't think you could go wrong with any of them. Just be aware that this is a smaller company. These likely won't be as readily available as something like a Classified figure (though if you live in Australia, that's not saying much because Classified isn't readily available anyway). See you next week for the start of the Golden Disc Collection.

Top 8 Best G.I. Joe Classified Figures of 2021 (/so far)

The end of the lists and recaps is here. Scaled back from my original plan of a best and worst (for those curious, Roadblock made the worst because for all the repaints and re-releases, it still feels like they're struggling to lock down the character). And now, including a summary of the Fan First Friday that aired yesterday (or tonight at the time of writing this part), it's time to see how the Classified line goes ranked. While it's true for the Transformers lists and the miscellaneous action figure list, I feel I should stress that this is a list covering the Joes I got in 2021. Thanks to the fact that I could still get early line figures last year relatively easily, it's a list that covers both 2020 and 2021. Does this include all of the figures in the line? No, there are some I'm missing and some I do not intend to get. This list is just covering the ones I've gotten. To the retro collectors, I would love to do one of these for the retro line at some point, especially for the vehicles. Unfortunately, I don't have the money or space to collect the retro stuff.

8. Scarlet (v1):

 

 
Scarlet's an interesting case for me. Like her wave mates, she got a reissue with a different paint job to "make her look more realistic and not as futuristic", but except for the head sculpt, I think the first version is far better thanks to the modernization done to her original costume. I think the dark blue better compliments the figure than the black does. The accessories she comes with are also a little clumsy. Her crossbow comes apart easily (granted, it's an anti breaking bit of engineering), and her quiver is awkward in its design. Awkward is probably the best way to describe her, as there isn't anything objectively wrong with the toy, just awkward. I hope if she does get a new toy later down the line, they bring the dark blue back. Another hope of mine is that they give her the articulation that came with Lady Jaye. For those wondering why she didn't make it, out of the two I just prefer Scarlet in terms of an overall upgrade to her original design, even if Lady Jaye is still a solid figure on her own merit.

7. Cobra Infantry Trooper: 

 

 
Representing the army builders is the Cobra Infantry. Better than the Cobra Trooper released in the Cobra Island line? I don't know, there are two figures I'm missing from the 2020-2021 lineup, and that army builder is one of them (the other is Beachhead). While the Infantry Trooper might not be as well-armed as other Cobra Army Builder's so far, I honestly prefer that as it helps identify them as the grunts. The nameless, faceless, rank fillers intended to enforce a "Strength in Numbers" mindset but are more akin to Stormtroopers, "throw enough bodies at the problem and hope it goes away". There's a certain charm in the simplicity of the Infantry Trooper, and what helps them at the moment is that they're so generic that they fit in with basically any member of Cobra. The Vipers seem to be too skilled to not be on their own, the ARC Troopers of Cobra. The Red Ninjas look fine, but they feel out of place without any other Cobra Ninjas. That's why the Infantry Trooper wins out over them, at least in my eyes.

6. Major Bludd: 

 

As much as I joked about how much of a "first boss" feel Bludd has, it's hard to deny how good he looks. The detailing work for him is well done, and it helps define things from the original toy, such as the robotic arm. Bludd makes it to the list as, while it doesn't make me more invested in the character, I can't help but give him credit for trying. He is a solid figure of a needed character, but for all that polish, for better or worse, he still feels like that first boss.

5. Zartan (retail and Pulsecon): 

 

 
Zartan's an interesting case for me. It's a figure where I loved the base retail release but hated the accessories; some felt like mould flash that looked somewhat cool, so they kept them in (these being the monkey's paw and the snake head). When the Convention Exclusive version came out, I thought the colour change gimmick was an excellent nod to the original toy. The silver armour I could take or leave, but the accessories he came with were a significant step up from the retail release. I love the giant sniper rifle and the different heads (the Snake Eyes one I keep on my Snake Eyes figure, as the grey visor looks good on him). I wouldn't recommend what I did; the chances are that Zartan will see another release that combines the two is relatively high. Both are good, though, so there's no definitive "which one's better?" in my eyes.

4. Snake Eyes Movie Baroness: 

 

 
Like I said in my review of the two different Baroness toys, while the Cobra Island release feels more like a faithful, blown up re-release of the original Baroness figure, the Snake Eyes release feels more like what I want to see from Classified. "What if this character was done in the style of the 2020's?" While I know this was because of the movie, and the style of Holywood is, at least for Paramount, to take things in a very different direction in terms of designs (yes, I see you in the corner over there, Bayformers), this feels different enough to the original without being barely recognizable. You can still show the design to a casual fan of G.I. Joe, and they'd go, "Oh yeah, that's The Baroness". While I have gotten some more from the Snake Eyes sub-line, Baroness is still the best of the ones I've gotten (which ironically still doesn't include Snake Eyes himself).
 
3. Duke and Flint: 

 

 

 I think many people gave Duke a hard time when it came to the initial launch of Classified. "G.I. Joe is based on the real army. Get all that sci-fi shit out of here!" I hear people say. To paraphrase a friend of mine, G.I. Joe has always felt like it was on the cutting edge of modern military technology. While Cobra went harder into Sci-fi in terms of weapons and vehicles, the Joes' gear felt like it was brand new, like they get the latest, experimental hardware before the main military gets it. New military hardware is being developed every day; why do you think America spends so much on its military? What was new for 1982 is dated in 2021. Even with that said, Duke doesn't go into Sci-fi. His rifle is just a little shinier. I include Flint here because of how similar the two figures are (Flint uses a lot of Duke's parts, after all). While he doesn't get as much modern tech (probably thanks to the backlash the first wave got), it gives him a more rugged feel, which I think nicely complements Duke as Flint always seemed to prefer the front line instead of leading from behind.

2. Cobra Commander and Regal Cobra Commander: 

 

 
I love how expressive this guy is, considering there's not much to be expressive with. Because of the mirror helmet, it's hard to convey any emotion until you get the hands involved. Oddly, CoCo is the only character to include alternate hands, as all the other figures rely on the heads to carry the expression. While that's not a bad thing, it feels limiting compared to other 6-inch lines, and even when compared to CoCo due to how much personality you can get out of his unique hands. I think all the figures in the line could benefit from a set of fists at least (and I'll have an example coming soon of that point). Still, the expressiveness that comes from both the significant releases of Cobra Commander is what brings him to Number 2. I couldn't pick a favourite out of the two, though; both are equally good.
 

1. Timber. 

 

 
 You may say it's a cheat to include an accessory into this let, let alone have it be the number 1 spot, but it's hard for me to think of anyone else taking up this role. Bundled with the Commando Snake Eyes (based on the first unpainted Snake Eyes toy from the 80's run), Timber is just a gorgeous figure and sets a high bar for not only the upcoming Fiona but also any other potential Classified animals like Junkyard. Timber captures the wolf's beauty while also adding in unique detailing that helps tell a story about what Timber's life was like before befriending Snake Eyes. In all honesty, Snake Eyes feels like an accessory in this set; that's how good of a figure Timber is. Perhaps Commando Snake Eyes would stand out more if it gets repainted into cartoon/ "this is probably what they intended him to look like before his paint was sacrificed to make everyone else better" colours, but even with the generic Snake Eyes bundled with him, you should go out of your way to get Timber. 

 

While working on this list, Hasbro put out a Fan First Friday for G.I. Joe, which was overall solid. A shift to digital renders should hopefully help with the messaging so that they get announced before figure leaks happen. Tomax, Xemont and Stalker all look great (I would absolutely buy a set of the twins in their business suits if they made them). The Viper troop builder pack I'll wait and see how they look with the already released Vipers (as I already have three...), the retro "totally not being released on oversided card backs like Marvel Legends" look ok, the only one that interested me was Destro, maybe Gung Ho, I'm going to wait and see before I make up my mind on them. I don't have much to say about the O-Ring figures, as I don't collect them. Hopefully they interest the retro collectors. From next week on, I'll be going back to reviews. In fact, the following review will keep in the spirit of the Classified line, just not quite what you're expecting. Welcome to the slaughterhouse G.I Joe.

Top 7 Best and Worst Miscellaneous Action Figures of 2021

2021 was a year of experiments. However, like all experiments, some succeed, and some fail. Today, we honour the failures, the scrapped plans that I still enjoy, but I didn't want to put the time into a full review as past experiences told me the effort wasn't worth it. Today, we delve into the legends of Marvel, the galaxy far, far away and a different multiverse with its own pantheon of heroes and villains. Though there wasn't enough to make a Top 10 list (I didn't feel like it was worth it when I barely got over ten figures), I did want to make a shorter list that covers the greats and the not so greats. So, before I get to the Joes, here are my Top 7 Best and Worst Miscellaneous Action Figures of 2021 (of the things I got in 2021, not necessarily being released in 2021).

 

Though the title states 7 Best and Worst, there are only two figures I wanted to include as a "worst of" mini list in this review, not because I think they are objectively bad, but because they made me rethink what I was going to do collecting wise from now on. So keep that in mind when you read why I was not too fond of these two.

* Star Wars: The Vintage Collection Battle Droid.

 

 In terms of detailing and articulation, this is an excellent small scale Battle Droid. I never had "traditional" (if that's the best way to put it) Star Wars toys when I was a kid. The big vehicle playsets with lots of 3-4 inch figures controlling them were never in my metaphorical toybox. In that regard, it's been interesting seeing the Vintage Battle Droid and the (not included on this list) Vintage Darth Vader in person. There are two reasons why the Battle Droid makes it on the list. One was getting both the Battle Droid alongside some Black Series figures made me realize that I preferred the larger scaled figures (maybe I would get more of the Vintage collection if space and cost wasn't an issue for the vehicles). The other reason was that the Battle Droid specifically does not feel pleasant to hold. Because of how thin the B1 Battle Droid design is, the figure is moulded in this rubber-like plastic to keep it from breaking, which ironically makes it feel more brittle, and extremely light. While I get the reasoning behind it, and it was the most logical thing, it still doesn't feel great. I feel more confident playing with a Lego Battle Droid, and the clips used for those pieces are notorious for breaking (at least back when I got Battle Droid minifigs).
 

Marvel Legends Phage:

 

Feel free to call me a "filthy casual" for this one, but Phage made it clear to me that if I was going to go in on Marvel Legends, and it's long, long... long history... I would need to have a genuine interest in the character or the representation first. I got Phage when I aimed to get all of that Venom wave to complete the Build A Fig, Venompool (mainly not to have a torso hanging around my tubs from when I got Gwennom). The thing is, though, I have no idea who this even is. I don't know much about the wider Marvel Symbiote World outside Venom and Carnage. Riot didn't impress me in the Venom movie (so much so that I'm not even convinced I'm remembering his name right), and Phage... just looks like a gold symbiote with some more spikes. There are some things I like, the head detail looks great, and I love the arm blade accessory. However, this guy will likely always have going against him because of all the horror stories I've heard about Gold Plastic Syndrome and my past experiences with the ticking timebomb that is metallic plastic. Is this that same type of plastic? No, I don't think so, but I can't help but feel nervous when holding him, like if I breathe the wrong way, he'll turn into dust as if he was an Infinity Gauntlet victim. For those wondering, no, I no longer have a random torso in my tub for Venompool. It's now a random torso with legs. I didn't end up finishing the wave anyway after getting Phage.

The "Not objectively the worst, but worst due to circumstances and preferences" mini list aside, here are the Top 7 Best.

7. Star Wars Black Series Commander Cody:

 

 
Even as someone who grew up when the prequels were in cinemas (though I was too young to see them in the cinemas). I will openly admit the Star Wars Prequels aren't great movies as a whole. They have their moments of enjoyment, some probably not for the intended reasons, and I still think that Revenge of the Sith is, overall, one of the better Star Wars movies. However, what got me to love characters like Commander Cody was the Clone Wars, and I'm glad that this gives a great representation of Cody from both the show and the movie. I love how they handled the armour, all the little painted details, and even how they sculpted the blasters. This figure definitely made a positive impression on me regarding The Black Series of figures. It, and the Marvel Legends figures, took time for me to come around too, as they feel limited compared to the G.I. Joe Classified figures. While that may feel like a stupid comparison to make, it's hard for me not to compare them, as I got into Classified first. Things like Cody's shoulder pads limiting articulation, along with the lack of an ab crunch in another Black Series figure later on, still feel jarring. Will I army build Clones now, thanks to Cody? No, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't going to try and get a Rex, Obi-Wan, Anakin and Ahsoka to go with him.
 
6. Marvel Legends Into the Spiderverse Prowler: 

 

 
I won't deny the fact that there's a heavy "spider theme" for the Marvel Legends characters. While I like other Marvel superheroes and supervillains, most of that love comes from the MCU, and I didn't get any MCU Marvel Legends figures this past year. Comic focused waves like the X-Men stuff didn't interest me, as many of those designs aren't what I have in my head when I think of those characters. I got the full Into the Spiderverse wave and was planning to review them during MAYvel 2021, but I ended up cancelling those plans when the two Marvel Legends reviews I did bombed in terms of page views (hence why I'm doing this and not proper reviews). I love how they handled Spiderverse Prowler; it's accurate to the movie without feeling limited by it (something I'll come back to later). The costume looks gorgeous; it's beautifully dynamic even in stationary poses. It looks like a hunter stalking its prey, waiting for the right moment to pounce. I just wish he came with accessories for himself and not the Build a fig for the wave, Stilt-Man, as some battle-ready claws and an Uncle Aaron head would have been perfect additions for him.
 
5. Marvel Legends Maximum Venom Gwennom: 

 

 That's not to say I don't enjoy the comic book designs. Like everything, it's case by case. Venomized designs of other characters in the Marvel comics have often felt hit and miss for me, as Spider-Man's black suit's simplicity is often lost to make more monstrous designs based more on Venom's look. While that's not a bad thing, it does make specific Symbiote versions of heroes like Miles' equivalent of the Black Suit look bad in my eyes. Gwennom's look, on the other hand, feels like a nice balance of the two extremes. It looks more monstrous than her regular costume, but it feels more complimentary than something like Miles, which looks more like Miles' body, with Venom's head. Elements like the Symbiote teeth making up the end of the hood, the tongue used more like a whip, the punk jacket adding in that bit of extra detail to the body this still feels like a costume and not a monster. The story it's used for in the comics feels like a perfect modernization of the iconic story and costume without going overboard with the knowledge fans have, knowing that this thing is still a monster.

4. Star Wars Black Series Grand Admiral Thrawn: 

 

 
 While Star Wars fans may complain about how he was portrayed in Rebels, it doesn't change the fact that Thrawn was, to me at least, still one of the best things in the second half of the show. I love this kind of villain. Cold, calculating, a villain that, while they may still just be mortal, no extra powers, no god-like technology, can read their enemies so well that, when they stop playing with their prey, decimate everything about them. That presence carries over in this figure; you always feel like this character is in control. While Cody's shoulders are limited, I was genuinely surprised by the lack of an ab crunch on Thrawn, though it's something that I'm perfectly fine with ignoring as it breaks up the sculpt of the Imperial Uniform. Perhaps that's the goal of the Black Series? Sculpt > Articulation? To a Black Series collector, let me know if this is the case.

3. DC Multiverse Batman Beyond (standalone release): 

 

This list wasn't going to be purely Marvel Legends and Black Series. Though Hasbro 6-inch was the bulk of my purchases for the year, in terms of looking for more experimental things to cover, the DC Multiverse figures did catch my interest as I enjoy DC's pantheon of characters. As tempting as it was to get the DCAU inspired figures due to my love of shows like Batman, the Animated Series and Justice League, like with Prowler before, I wanted to get something that felt better in the real world instead than being limited to the design of the animation. While those designs look good in cartoons, they don't look good as toys. I love the design of Batman Beyond's suit, and Terry's growth into The Batman throughout the show was almost always interesting, even to this day. It's nice to see something where a teenager is the main focus, but it doesn't feel as cliche as other teenage focused shows (looking at you Disney Channel sitcoms). There are some things I wish this figure did, such as giving him removable wings, more articulation in the neck to get him into better flying positions and including the Batarangs from the Build a Fig version; this is still a gorgeous take on Terry McGinnis' Batman. I got him at the same time as I got the Batman based on Detective Comics #1000. While I still like that Batman, I absolutely love this one.

2. Marvel Legends Into the Spiderverse Spider Gwen:

 

Yeah, both versions of the Ghost Spider made it on the list. Though I still haven't gotten the comic accurate version they put out a few years ago (hopefully once I've got some more money to spare?), this is still a great take on both the comic book and movie character (depending on the head you're using). She's honestly one of the main reasons I wish Prowler came with a little more, as she comes with both Spider-Ham and Stilt-Man's chest and still has enough room in the budget for two heads, two hoods and a spare set of hands. Granted, she is a smaller character, but it still doesn't change the fact that I wish there were a little more to Prowler. This is just a fantastic take on the costume and character, one that I easily recommend as a representation of the multiverse heroine. Anything else I could add to here would just be repeating my review of her.

1. Marvel Legends Gammerverse Miles Morales: 

Both of Spidey's Amazing Friends made the list, but Peter Parker himself didn't. Peter B Parker I thought was just fine, which is why he didn't make it here. This version of Miles, though, this is what I wanted from the Into the Spiderverse Miles I reviewed back for MAYvel. This is a fantastic representation of Miles' Spider-Man, helped by the fact that his design in Insomniac's games (neither of which I've played yet as I don't have a PS4 or PS5... yet...) are great designs for the costume. The beauty of this figure is its simplicity, the black and dark red complement each other perfectly, the optional Venom blast hands (I think that's the name, I know it's Venom something...) add that little extra colour to make him look vibrant without detracting from the look. I hope an updated version of Peter's look from the games comes out to join him, especially with Spider-Man 2 being in active development. It would be tempting to get figures of all the original costumes for the games because of how good they look, especially if they're given this level of care. Miles was one of the last figures I got for 2021, so while a part of this may still be the new toy sheen, this to me, feels like a great way to close out 2021 in terms of general 6-inch figures.

Let me know if you agree or disagree with the choices on this list. With my limited experiences in these three lines, I'm more than open to hearing suggestions on figures to get or figures to avoid. Who knows, maybe for 2022, some of these could break out into their own Best of Lists by then. However, that may depend on how my income for the year goes, thanks to the pandemic. I'll see you next week for the final of these lists, the best and worst of G.I Joe Classified.

Lego Super Mario 71391: Bowser's Airship Expansion Set: Behold, the airship that shouldn't be able to fly!

The Lego Super Mario Course Building sets have certainly been interesting, haven't they? At the time of writing, I've gotten almost every set put out at general retail for the Lego theme (not counting the ones released on January 1st). Within a year and a half, there have been almost 100 Lego Super Mario sets (when counting the character polybags as individual sets), the bulk of them have been for the course builder, and the majority of them have not been good sets on their own. That's not a bad thing, of course, as the sets are intended more for play, with the more sets purchased, the more variety you can make in your courses. That is the point of the gimmick, after all. However, what if a set didn't have to rely on the gimmick? Is that even possible?

Surprisingly, yes. Even though it's built around the play functions for the course builder sets, Bowser's Airship, the flagship (pun not intended) Lego Mario set of 2021, does find a happy compromise between the Course Builder requirements and an engaging, compelling set on its own. While you will still need either the Mario or Luigi starter packs to unlock the instructions, you could ignore all the other sets in the theme afterwards as you don't need them for this set (unless you want to include it in the course builder). The design of the build itself is really well done, capturing the look of the iconic vessel perfectly, to the point where this could potentially work as a minifig scaled Airship (if they ever do cave into the vocal minority's demands and make Mario Minifigs). I love the intricate details around the back of the ship, how the two Bowser heads were built, and how seamlessly the gimmicks intergrade into the set without any significant compromises is all absolutely brilliant. It gives the Airship a unique presence, something that I felt was missing from the 2020 flagship set, Bowser's Castle. 

There's very little to hate when bringing in the Course Builder elements if you're a Mario fan. A new starting point is given to you in the form of a black cannon which seems to be inspired by the cannons from the New Super Mario Bros games. When inserted in the cannon, you can hear an aiming sound effect play as you hinge the cannon up and down to aim it. Taking Mario or Luigi out of the cannon to start the level will have the first play a cannon blast sound effect and unique voice clip depending on the brother ("Here We Go!" for Mario and "Wahoo! for Luigi), like how they would be launched in the NSMB games. Once those finish, for the remaining 88 seconds (the cannon gives you 90 seconds on the clock), you hear the Airship theme from coming out of the Mario Brothers speakers. It's hard to tell what version of the theme due to the mixed quality of the file used; however, it is unmistakably the Airship theme. Using a hidden action tile on the ship, Mario or Luigi will play the World 5 theme from Super Mario Bros 3 when piloting the Airship (a "steering wheel" will also be exposed when either brother is put inside to complete the look). While random, it's hard not to smile at it as it's a lovely feature that doesn't compromise the build in any way.

Further Action Tiles include one for a Goomba wearing a Pirate Hat, one for a new to this set, Rocky Wrench that uses the hole to pilot the Airship to hide in and poke out of thanks to the inclusion of a POW Block (another action tile object). Finally, in terms of minions, you have Kamek and his broom, both of which the brothers can interact with, either by getting coins from a defeated Kamek or by riding his broom to collect more coins. While some Mario characters translate better to Lego than others, given the aesthetic they go for, I still love all of these guys, with Kamek probably being my favourite in the set. 

 

Alongside being a gorgeous display piece, the Airship itself can act as a three-phase boss fight in the Course Builder system. Two hidden tiles, one under one of the propellers and one on the Bowser head at the ship's back, act as the Airship's main health points. However, by opening the ship up, you can expose a mechanism to "fight" the robotic Bowser hand you see in games like New Super Mario Bros U (sadly, you'll need to build your own overly long arm for it). However, the mechanism is quite clunky when using the arm's mechanism for exposing the Action tile when it is still attached to the Airship. Realizing this, the designers included a way to take the two propeller mast towers and give you enough parts to create a mini level using them without needing to fumble around with the Airship in the time limit. It's a great compromise to help keep the set looking as good as it does when compressed up and as the Airship. 

Unfortunately, this kind of style probably won't be carried over into future sets. With a lot of iconic areas of Super Mario revolving around locations and geographical/ architectural design, it'll be harder to bring those elements into the course builder style in a way that can keep them looking good on their own. That being said, this does give hope for designs like The Odyssey and Starship Mario (as tempting as it is to say the Comet Observatory, that would probably be on a similar scale to the Mario 64 Question Mark Block's world builds). This set isn't just some bits of the ground around a contraption; this looks like Bowser's Airship. Anyone who sees this will know that this is Bowser's Airship, and the playability that it comes with makes the build even better. Without a doubt, this is one of, if not the best, course Builder set in the Lego Mario theme, and one I recommend getting to anyone who's a fan of Mario. 

As a final note, it should be said that this review was a collaboration project with Toy Reel, a YouTube channel and Facebook page dedicated to toy collecting in all it's forms, focusing on the Australian toy collecting scene. You can find their Facebook page here: https://www.facebook.com/ToyReel/ please check them out, they're a great group of people with a passion for toys. Until next time, "Bye Bye".

Top 10 Worst Transformers of 2021

For everything good, there is often always something terrible. While this year and the last few years have been an excellent run for Transformers as a whole, not everything's been a hit. So for the first time on this site, I'd like to contrast the good with what has, to me at least, been some of the low points of the year. For most of the entries on this list, low points mean just that, low points. Just because a toy is on here doesn't make it objectively bad. Some entries are here because of questionable design choices and frustrating engineering elements. Some are here because it made me question what I was doing in past years. Some toys are bad for QC issues, some are personally frustrating, and others objectively don't work. The point I'm trying to make is that this is a spectrum, and just because I don't like it doesn't mean you don't have to (though I do hope we can all agree on Number 1). So come with me on this trip down memory lane to the things I'd rather forget.

 

10. Kingdom Red Alert. 

 

Red Alert is not a bad toy. I've gotten many versions of this mould, which should tell you how much I like the mould. The issue isn't that it's a lousy toy; it's the fact that it makes Siege seem redundant, more so than Earthrise did. I liked the futuristic look for the characters; I wanted to see more of them, so to see Hasbro not only throw that away after a year but also actively replace characters with their Earth Mode counterparts stings. It makes me feel like most of the stuff I got in 2019 was a waste of money.

 

9. Kingdom Wingfinger.

 

I'm an avid defender of the Partformer gimmick bots of the War for Cybertron Trilogy. I had a lot of fun with the Weaponizers of Siege, the Modulators of Earthrise, and the Fossilizers of Kingdom. Wingfinger as a parts pack for other figures is also fun. I've just never liked the standalone beast mode. I don't get how this one is supposed to work. Granted, you could say that about the others, but the others only had to walk. How is Wingfinger supposed to fly when he has no real wings? Yes, that's why he's low on the list. 

 

8. Studio Series 86 Gnaw. 

 

It's a little hard to justify saying this is one of the worst toys of 2021 when I have three of them, isn't it? Clearly, I don't hate it that much, and to be honest, I don't. I still enjoy the figures that are low on this list. Gnaw's a fun figure in robot mode and looks good in Shark mode. Honestly, the only issue I have is the position of the shark hips in beast mode, as they sit very far down the back, making him very front heavy and a pain to pose. It's an area where I think the Titans Return one did it better, but that came with its sacrifices. The bot head peeking out from under the jaw is also unsightly compared to how clean the shark mode was for the Titans Return release. While I think this has a way better bot mode than the Titans one did, the beast mode was handled better back then and considering the nature of the character; I can't help but feel the priorities were wrong, as the people who would buy lots of this (how's it going Simon) will buy them for the beast mode. 

 

7. Kingdom Ultra Magnus.

 

Though I went into this expecting a Siege retool (unlike many people, apparently), there are still some bells and whistles that I wish they did now that they could cut the extra guns and cut some of the costs retooling the Siege one. A Matrix cavity would have been nice, along with some hinged hands to hold a Matrix. Filling out the shoulder stacks also would have been nice, or at least moving the gaps, so they weren't visible beside his head. Do I hate the mould? No, and I'd honestly still buy a Delta Magnus repaint if they ever made it. I can't help but expect a little more as other 86 movie characters got that little extra TLC. 

6. Buzzworthy Bumblebee and Spike.

 

 

Or, to be more accurate, Spike. The Bumblebee included in this pack is good. I'd love to see a version of this at some point with a Bumper head sculpt. This is a really good figure for a modernization of Bumblebee's original toy. Unfortunately, he came packaged with a plastic plank. How hard is it to do a good toy of the Exo Suit? I didn't hear good things about the Masterpiece one when it came out with Bumblebee 1.0, the one that comes with Studio Series Slug is a joke, and this somehow fails even more than that thing did. How is the best version of the Exo Suit the one from Titans Return that has to do double duty as Arcee's head? 

5. Premium Finish Bumblebee. 

 

 

The worst thing about this toy isn't that it's genuinely bad but overly complicated. Considering the space to work with, the transformation is highly complex for a figure this size and price, and because of that, it's hard to make the car mode actually behave and stay together. Unfortunately, ambition got the best of you, Bumblebee. Here's hoping we get a new one that's accurate to the final on-screen model, though.

4. Buzzworthy Bumblebee Fangry. 

 

 

I'm just going to let this photo speak for itself:

This is the current state of my Fangry. Unfortunately, a severe factory error put a screw in at the wrong time, causing the hips to have no friction in them. All I need is a pin puncher to fix the issue, hopefully, but it's not exactly a tool I've got on hand. In the meantime, though, any toy that's in pieces, and isn't by Lego, has to make it onto the worst list.

3. Kingdom Scorponok. 

 

 

What the hell happened here? Between Blackarachnia's release and this, how did the care going into the Predacon bugs drop so drastically? The transformation isn't fun. The robot mode looks awkward (though accurate depending on where you look), and the beast mode is basically a brick thanks to the useless hollow bug legs and the tail almost wholly locked into place. All that comes to mind whenever I look at him is, "What the hell happened?"

2. Shattered Glass Megatron.

 

Is this a bad mould? No. Is this a lousy repaint? That depends on your definition. To me, it's not a good repaint due to the team trying to turn a tank into a jet. Because of it, Shattered Glass Megatron comes off as an awkward mess. A clash of identities given plastic form because if this is meant to look like the original Shattered Glass Megatron, a toy that was a repaint of the Transformers Energon Megatron, this is a laughable disgrace. I wouldn't have an issue with it if it were "Here's Siege Megatron, in Shattered Glass colours". I would probably groan a little because I like Energon Megatron's design and would love to see a new version, but I would at least respect it as a fresh take on the character. This awkward mashup of concepts makes me angry because the Unicron Trilogy designs get shafted so often lately, reduced to "kinda sorta close enough" repaints. That's why I put this toy so high on my "Worst of 2021". This, this right here is the pinnacle of fans of the toys, of the designs, being given less than scraps. Primus, I hope Legacy helps ease this and gives us more designs that aren't G1 or repaints forced out of G1 moulds.

 

Honourable Mentions 

• Generations Selects Powerdasher Zetar
• Earthrise Thrust
• Kingdom Huffer
• Kingdom Grimlock
• Generations Selects Lancer

1. Kingdom Tracks and Road Rage.

 

 

For all the issues I have with the concept behind Shattered Glass Megatron, the worst toy of the year has to go to a figure that barely works, and even when working as intended, it feels like it's straight-up broken. Nothing about Kingdom Tracks feels finished. While I'm willing to accept that issues would have come up in the testing process due to the pandemic, that can only go so far when there are objective design issues. Most copies of the mould barely stand, with many people (myself included) resorting to a variety of 3D Printed adapters just to keep the shins together in robot mode. I've had to modify both figures to get the front windscreen to plug in and out without running the risk of shattering, and I was unable to get a friend's copy of Road Rage into car mode in order to have a version of the mould for robot mode, and a version in car mode for Comic-Con. "Oh, you just have a dud copy" can't apply when three copies of the mould barely function, and the vast majority of people have similar issues. So is there a positive to this mould? Well, it's nice to have an alright looking copy of Tracks, and great to see Hasbro making a Road Rage for mass retail. For those like me who got back into collecting after his last toy left shelves, it's nice to have that hole in the Autobot Car Collection filled. But this is a toy I'm looking to replace as soon as a better one comes along, assuming it even lasts long enough to survive a resell. 

And that wraps up the worst of the worst for me this past year, at least from a Transformers perspective. Next week will be a smaller list combining the best and worst 6-inch figures I got over the year that aren't from G.I. Joe Classified. Let me know if you agree or disagree with this list, as I'm curious how these stack up in the eyes of others.

Top 10 Best Transformers of 2021

2021 has come to a close, and it's time to begin looking back at the year that was. Throughout January, I'll be looking over the figures I've bought this year, seeing who's the best of the best and the worst of the worst. Both Transformers and G.I. Joe will have two posts each, today being the Best of Transformers. Between the Bots and the Joes, there's going to be a smaller miscellaneous list, covering some of the other 6-inch figures I obtained in 2021, to give them a send-off as well. However, a golden rule for all of them is that these are all figures I own. As a result, Unicron is automatically disqualified, as I don't own a copy of that toy. With that said, come with me on this trip down memory lane. Here are the Top 10 Best Transformers I got in 2021 (most of which came out in 2021).

 

10. Shattered Glass Jetfire.

 

I'm starting the list with some returning moulds that I enjoyed back then and still enjoy now. Many of my issues with Siege Jetfire still hold true with the Shattered Glass repaint; he still feels very light for a bot of this size (especially when compared to Sky Lynx). Some things also feel a bit too clunky (such as the Titan Master support), but the positives still outweigh the negatives, and the colour change on the Shattered Glass repaint makes a solid mould even better.

9. Generations Selects Galactic Man Shockwave. 

 

 

"He also looks great in black, at least based on pictures I've seen.". A quote from my 2019 Top 10 Transformers list and... Well, yeah, he does! Functionally this toy is just a repaint of the Siege Shockwave mould using the colours of the original, pre-Transformers toy in Japan. I was shocked by the little extras included in this toy, including painting some of the moulding detail to look like wires for a nonexistent light up gimmick (again to homage the original toy). I'm glad that the controversy about all the extra pieces has died down, probably because we live in a world where a Deluxe can be sold as a Voyager, Voyagers can be sold as Deluxes, Voyagers can be sold as Leaders, and a Voyager can be sold as a Commander if given enough accessories. Is Galactic Man a must buy? No, it's only for those who like the niche repaints.

8. WFC Kingdom Megatron (Beast Mode). 

 

"He's just a degimmicked re-release of the original!" Is that a bad thing? Though I haven't gotten the Beast Wars reissue of Megatron yet, it's something I've been on the fence on since learning about how similar the toys are because the Kingdom one is really good. Many of the Kingdom Beasts (and don't worry, there's more of them later on in this list) blend cartoon accuracy with realism, something that I think the brand has been missing up until recently. Sure, if they did a version of this toy in more cartoon accurate colours, I'd buy it because the cartoon colours are beautiful. Even without that, though, this is what I wanted in a modern take on Beast Wars Megatron. The dino skin is excellent; the gimmick integration is fun, the modern articulation makes him so much more dynamic in both beast and bot mode. This is the boss of the Predacons redone two decades later; what more is there to say?

7. Generations Selects Transmutate.

 

 

Representing the Fossizers and "partsforming made fun" for 2021, how could it not be Transmutate? The moulding and the gimmick work so well as a fresh take on the half a bot we all know, love and who haunts our nightmares thanks to the ugly 90's CGI and that godforsaken scream. While she's fine in official configurations, the nature of being a Fossilizer has meant that people have gone to town with configurations for her, bringing her closer to the original body horror-based design. Still don't like her as a standalone, independent fembot that don't need no Maximal's help? Well, rip her apart and turn her into a golden axe for Primal. Everybody wins! Just, please don't make her scream. I'm not kidding about that "haunts our nightmares" part.

6. Studio Series 86 Grimlock and Slug.

 

Wheelie and Daniel not included. I couldn't decide between the two of them which one I enjoyed more, which is why both of them made the list. Both begin to tease us with what we've been missing in our lives, a complete set of Leader Class Dinobots that tower over the cars and trucks of the Autobots. However, neither wholly outshines the other in my eyes. Grimlock's very imposing, but I'm not a fan of the transformation as it's a very safe transformation for Grimlock. On the other hand, Slug is more complex and exciting but not as burly in some areas, and the backpack looks far more cluttered when compared to Grimlocks (thanks to the new transformation. Together, both are great, I can't wait to get the other three, and Sludge had better have the Googly eyes as an accessory, dammit!

5. Netflix Optimus Primal

 

As tempting as it is to include all three versions of the mould here, I prefer the Netflix release just a bit more out of the three. The paint applications are more in line with the cartoon while still keeping the Kingdom detail, and some of the annoyingly tight elements of the original release are smoothed out here, making him effortless to move around and pose. The differences between this version and the regular Kingdom version are minor, though, so if you can't find one, the regular Kingdom release is still a great option. As for the Nemesis Primal repaint included in Buzzworthy Bumblebee, my only complaint is the black fur. After seeing all the customizers repainting the black gorilla fur white, it just looks so much nicer.

4. Golden Disc Collection Mutant Tigartron.

 

 A more recent inclusion that I only got a few days ago at the time of writing. I include it, though, because of the history of Tigartron and Cheetor. If you have Kingdom Cheetor, Netflix Cheetor or Kingdom Shadow Panther, you'll know how this mould's going to mostly work, as the original Cheetor mould was used for Tigertron back in the '90s. With the upscale to Voyager class, Tigartron gets to have more of the bells and whistles that the little cat didn't get. Extra joints, extra accessories, a few minor tweaks in the transformation, pretty much everything I wish was done for the Deluxe Class release is done here. I love the fact that this is a nod to the original plan for Tigartron, and I can't wait to get the regular release of him next year. Hopefully, I'll go into more detail early in 2022, but that will have to wait until I get the regular release. 

3. WFC Kingdom Rodimus Prime.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if this is Number 1 for many people. Rodimus is a great toy with a lot of playability and display options. I love how effortless he is to move, a perfect refinement of Studio Series Hot Rod from earlier this year (even though I got mine last year). The only issue with him is that he's a little overpriced at RRP, something that sales, especially holiday ones, easily fixed. So why isn't he Number 1 for me? Two do beat him. This year was just an excellent year for Transformers.

2. WFC Kingdom Cyclonus.

 

 

Refined Perfection. This is what the Earthrise Seekers wish they could be. An updated take on the 2008 toy is the Cyclonus toy people have wanted for years. Cartoon accurate without being bound to the aesthetic (looking at you modern Masterpieces), Voyager Class scale, with all the articulation and modern engineering tricks made standard in the 13 years since the original's release. If Starscream and his merry band of repaints got this kind of treatment last year, they would have made the Top 3 easily. Easily the best of the G1 stuff in Kingdom.

Before Number 1, a few honourable mentions. 

• Kingdom Vertibreak
• Kingdom Dinobot
• Pulsecon Covert Agent Ravage
• Generations Selects Sandstorm and Ramjet
• Studio Series Dino
• Buzzworthy Bumblebee Origin Bumblebee

And the best of the best is...

 

1. WFC Kingdom Airazor.

 

 

Beyond the perfect articulation, the beautifully sculpted feathers, and the delightful transformation, the reason Airazor gets Number 1 is because this is a long time coming. While a good chunk of the Beast Wars characters have had toys since the late '90s, some like Scorponok, Terrorsaur, and Airazor haven't. Until this year, the only other option for a Beast Wars Airazor on your shelf WAS her 1997 toy. This didn't need to be this good, and cases like Scorponok show that we still need to wait for a perfect version of some beasts. Kingdom Airazor is a perfect figure for the character, though. Not only that, she's the best female transformer toy to date as she doesn't get bogged down with alt mode junk on her back, putting recent releases of Arcee, Chromia and Elita-1 to shame. She's more dynamic than many other Aerialbots (not just the combiner team); what few faults she has are easily drowned out by the positives. Not only is Kingdom Airrazor the best figure of 2021, but I'd also go so far as to say it's one of the best Transformers figures I've ever owned, right up there with the likes of Cybertron Optimus Prime and Energon Tidal Wave. Without a doubt, Kingdom Airazor is a must-have figure.

And with that, that wraps up the best of the best. Let me know what you think if you agree or disagree, and I'll see you next week for the worst of the worst.